Crash or Crash Through
I do what he does, just slower

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

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billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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inspired by [x]

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make me choose : Sherlock or Parade’s End

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eddardsbasterd:

M: Where the hell have you been?

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May 2, 1998 » The Battle of Hogwarts.

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goldenheartedrose:

strawberrypatty:

deducecanoe:

strawberrypatty:

  

Soulmates.

Christ—can you imagine their kitchen? John’s like… fuck no. I will meet you at Angelo’s.

Molly is full complicit in everything Sherlock does. Where did he get that head? Where did Molly think he was going to keep it? She knew. Oh yeah, she knew.

Nothing will ever convince me these two don’t eat goopy food while Molly describes every detail of her post-mortems and Sherlock’s all “TELL ME MORE.”

Meanwhile, John is simultaneously goggling at them and gagging  and Mary is “I killed a man with a fork and this is turning my stomach.”

I love everything about this commentary.

Also, yes to my OT4 (Tammy, this ship is all your fault).

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I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field. 

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releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

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camillo1978:

This was inspired by Mydwynter's stories Opposition Party and Armistice. You can read them at AO3 here.

Mycroft is supposed to be ruffled after a tumble on the office sofa but I’m afraid he’s looking a bit, um, pretty?

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